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Hi there, random person. I'm Minerva. I post a lot of Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Dramione, Avengers, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon A Time, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, and Disney. OH! And my beautiful babies, Tom Felton and Jennifer Lawrence. It's mostly a random jumble of things I enjoy. I'm twenty and currently living and studying in the lovely city of San Francisco. I hope you follow meee :D. And I don't mind messaging and making new friends!

anondracomalfoy:

I will disown everyone who attends SDCC because how dare u that’s my dream

Let’s make sure that heart of yours is still working, shall we?

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

Teacher: Sun is the hottest thing in the universe.
Me: Umm excuse me i'm still here.

anondracomalfoy:

Hermione tries to get Draco to watch Disney movies.

  • "Muggles are too much, really. Two talking dogs fall in love? And one of them’s homeless? What the fuck is this—a biopic on Potter’s life?”
  • "Granger, I highly doubt fish have emotions; do they even acknowledge they have children? Aren’t half of them cannibals or something? Make it into caviar and let’s move on. Who names their kid Nemo? Don’t look at me like that—at least Draco’s the name of a constellation.”
  • "Is that what America really looks like? Why does Pocahontas have a pet raccoon?"
  • "Great, now you’re making me watch a movie about some ugly hunchback who sits in a tower and basks in his bitter loneliness. If I wanted to watch Weasley’s life in live action, I would’ve headed over to his broom closet of a home and stared at him in boredom."
  • "Who the fuck wears glass shoes to a dance?”
  • "I feel like this isn’t the way things are run in the wild. I highly doubt lions are this well organized or governed."
  • "Jafar reminds me a bit of father—they both have snake canes and love themselves."
  • "So…you mean to tell me that this isn’t about a dog giving birth to 101 Dalmatians? Bloody misleading, don’t you think?!”
  • "I know she’s only seven years old or what the fuck ever, but how can a child fit into a rabbit hole? And why is she so stupid?”
  • "Thought it was going to be a literal book about jungles. Was displeased."
  • "A movie about a crying elephant and racist birds. What the hell is wrong with Muggles?”
  • "…Stop looking at me that way. The Fox and the Hound was a…just stop, Granger, alright?! Bloody hell."
  • "So the deer’s family is dead? Is that the whole point of this movie?"
  • "Frankly, moving in with seven goblins was a ridiculous idea to start with. Doesn’t she realize they have attitudes? Of course not, she ate an apple from a fucking stranger.”
  • "Do we have to watch the movie about the mermaid? All that red hair reminds me of the Weaslette, and I’d rather not have nightmares tonight.”
  • "I draw the line with talking toys. I have a headache."

earrelatedhumour:

  • fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
  • literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
  • painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
  • offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the rest of them
  • actually he paints banners supporting Harry on two separate occasions four years apart 
  • is it weirder that he keeps doing that or that Harry keeps getting himself into situations where he requires banners
  • good with a quill be still my beating heart the boy is an artist
  • literally not giving a single fuck that their teacher was a “dangerous half-breed” because he respected the hell out of him as a person and educator
  • IF YOU MEAN PROFESSOR LUPIN, HE WAS THE BEST WE EVER - 
  • and he grew up as a muggle so he had already been exposed to werewolf folklore and he had every excuse to be afraid or prejudiced and instead decided to judge him on a human level, even without the familiarity the trio etc. had to him
  • standing up for that same teacher time and time again
  • including to a ministry official who he just generally gave the sass to anyway
  • never losing his faith in Harry even when his very best friend in the whole world and approximately 89% of the wizarding community basically thought the bloke was a nutjob
  • convincing his best mate to join DA 
  • there was a fair bit of an anti-dean sentiment in HBP best to ignore that then
  • never having any animosity towards his friend for getting together with his ex-girlfriend so soon
  • completely supporting and defending Harry while on the run because OBVIOUSLY why stop now after seven years of doing literally that at every single opportunity
  • being completely bemused by but always kind towards Luna
  • helping to dig the grave on the beach
  • running out into the final battle without a fucking wand 
  • evidently winning one at some point
  • everything to do with him and Seamus however you want to view their relationship but frankly I could do a whole other post on that
  • also I met Alfie once and he was so pretty
  • dEAN THOMAS
jakefromstate-farm:

al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

or sand getting inside

jakefromstate-farm:

al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

or sand getting inside

simplysouthernxo:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

onyasideburnss:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

I wish to have love like this.

I am shedding tears

God I love old people

dammitmike:

Avengers Assembled — Marvel cast vs. comics

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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